Save the planet? We don’t even know how to take care of ourselves; We haven’t learned how to take for one another. We’re gonna save the fuckin’ planet? There is nothing wrong with the planet. The planet is fine, the people are fucked! Compared with the people, the planet is doin’ great. it’s been here over four billion years… The planet isn’t goin’ anywhere, we are! We are goin’ away.

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— George Carlin